You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
He ripped my extensions out during sex, not noticing until this morning when he saw them on the floor. I told him they werent mine and he went and threw them in his sister's room.
We got them high and they had an hour long debate on the best way to get cum out of eyes.
you better fuck at least one or both of them.
Thats two for two birthdays where I've gotten the "alcoholism runs in the family" speech
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
I think I found an E pill under the couch.. Or really bad tasting candy. Check back in 30min this could get exciting
he left his wallet here so lets treat ourselves to a lunch for the lack of penis we both had deal with
She said my dick tasted like a junior mint. Ive decided im using this soap the rest of my life
My neighbor just watched me eat a granola bar without pants, this is a whole new level of unemployed
I scrubbed the bathroom, smoked a bowl, and gave myself 3 orgasms. If the world ends today, I feel accomplished.
I'm so high I would give anything in the world to be inside my lava lamp right now
You had your shirt off checking IDs at the door and you don't even work there
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
he's a fucking beast. people that don't even know him have started calling him "puke and raleigh"
It was kind of like hidden Mickey ears, but with dicks.
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