You all can go fuck yourselves. As far as I'm concerned, don't come back to karaoke.
you made wolf sounds and yelled "team me" the entire movie
I just added her as a friend on Facebook. I met her 5 minutes ago and there are already more than 50 pics of me uploaded... from other nights.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
Why do I only have half my beard? My chin is so naked...
it's a simple rule - pass out shirtless on the couch, become an airsoft target.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Drunk me Does not appreciate a drunk, naked you kicking me off the couch at 3am. You have a bed here, you dick
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
I will refer to it as the penis of glory... he fucked me for 3 and a half hours - and all he needed was a 5 minute power nap in the middle (which he took WHILE INSIDE ME). I plan on staying with him forever
You get 5 min
Your time limits don't scare me, I'll include foreplay and redressing in that 5 min. If you wanted to challenge me you should say you got an hour, id be scared then and more creative.
I don't care how hot he is. I will not strip for him to country music.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Also I found $40 in the women's bathroom at ihop. Karma is finally kicking in!
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
Randomize
