I hraet yuo
did you say you heart me or hate me?
who is this?
Canada is now making docos about life in America. Its called Trailer Park Boys.
this will be a night to untag.
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I knew it was gonna be a rough night when the guys next to us at Relay for Life started shot gunning beers and yelling "This ones for all the hot chicks that went bald because of cancer". It kinda went downhill from there....
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I'm more of a "get high and take a bath" kinda guy.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
That sounds worse than that time you thought out an entire story of how big bird would kill you
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
I ran into a wall that clearly had things popping out. My eyebrow was bruised, both arms, the bottom of my foot. Lost half of my finger nail, my fake eyelash was stuck in my hair and I have about 47 blurry pictures of a half naked zombie DJ.
I need someone to sew my vagina shut until I'm responsible enough to use it
Ok you had this coming you put a sponsored filter on a dick pic
I cannot believe I accepted his penis into my body.
I'm peeing on your house...you up?
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