Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
I'm currently imdbing Helena Bonham Carter to see if there are any pictures of her that don't scare the crap out of me.
Good luck with that.
Dude, you posted a cap of a porn to survey if it looked like me. That's pretty certifiably creepy.
i walked into the party and i guess everyone knew because they began to chant "ass to mouth"
so he reminded me it was our 9 month anniversary and then said "we could've had a baby by now"
i wish there was a photo editing effect that fully opened my drunk eyes
I think I'm making progress on my commitment issues. I drunk made out with the same guy from last semester this weekend.
handjobs have no place on a baseball diamond
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
and let me tell you something, handcuffs are surprisingly uncomfortable when they arent being used in a sexual manner
Literally too hungover to clean. I'll get the frosting off the table tomorrow, ok?
I am at the car wash dressed as a turn of the century librarian
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
The first thing my Christmas gift money is buying is a dildo.
Etiquette question... How do you tell your mother that her nipple is out in her fb profile picture?
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