I don't see why you're so upset, it's not like you were wearing pants either.
He kept screaming "it's so seductive" while he was humping the wall
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
have i crossed some slutty boundary when gay guys are sending me cock pics?
Peeing off the roof of a motel lighting a cigar with matches and speaking fluent spanish with a chilen exchange student...how do iget into these situations?
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
Why does my jaw hurt?
I may have punched you.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
My day in three words: secret purse cake
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
She said she didn't feel right fucking on her parents dining room table I grabbed the only thing around bubblewrap she blew me for creativity
I'll say this one last time. You are TWENTY FIVE YEARS OLD. You are not going to die alone and this is not the twilight of your life. Stop taking shrooms on your period!!!!
Because of you I'm damaged goods. I'm a fucking soup can and you dropped me.
we thought it would be safer to lock you in the car alone downtown than take you back home to pass out
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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