Hello wreck, this is your train calling.
we got cut off at 8 am. He spilled his drink three times on the plane. this should be one hell of a vegas trip
it wasn't a normal cookie, i figured that out 45 minutes into my exam
I can't. I think his penis is about to take out a restraining order against me.
Lesson learned. Kayak oars are not golf clubs....check
I still think the kiddie pool full of jello option is worth exploring. Just sayin'.
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
Crappy Mother's Day to you! Those of us who don't have children fill the void with hot sex, sleeping in, more sex, leisurely suntanning, foreign travel, overseas sex, paying cash for sports cars, watching TV, having sex on the floor in front of TV porn, lounging around the house, or whatever the hell we want.
She wants to go furniture shopping for memorial day so we've gotta go portable
thermos full of jaeger bombs?
Affirmative
The tequila covers up the fact that the choco liquor tastes like sadness.
Hooked up with a guy that looked like Dean Thomas. Mediocre at best, but I stopped myself from calling him Dean in bed. So I got that going for me.
That Kevin guy is something else...His penis is fucking glorious. And he has a way with words. If he lived here I'd be the conductor of the fuck caboose. I mean literally I would never want to get off that thing.
What's the tour de bar? Is that a thing, or is it just what you call Saturdays?
BRIAN AND ANTHONY SPOON FED MY BROTHER MACARONI AND CHEESE WHILE HE WAS FUCKING ZARA. THEY WENT TO HIGHFIVE HIM AND ZARA WAS LIKE "WOO!" AND HIGHFIVED THEM FIRST
So someone just asked us for our kidneys?!?
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