Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You kept telling the cops that our ice luge was practice for the next winter olympics
Someone just asked me if ur the girl that fell through the floor. I HAD to say yes.
In an unknown location. With a giant marshmallow stuck to my back. Hello breakfast.
Remember when we made you finish your beer after you puked into your glass?
i hate being the asshole.
Right, because I totally see myself driving all the way down there to fuck his world famous penis.
Come to me. Jacob is confessing his love and all I want is a hot dog. With chili. Not love.
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
There's s woman at the corner of the bar dancing by herself in her seat and making eye contact with me. Please hurry.
Whatever. I hate you. My vagina hates you. I hope a bird shits on your head today.
He said he actually "met" me for the first time through a picture his housemate had of me, drunk and passed out in a pool of my own vomit, on the floor of his basement.
My trash can accurately represents my weekend: Bojangles wrappers and magnums.
For some reason, my alarm clock was unplugged & in the kitchen microwave. I don't remember doing that...
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