i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
Brought a cooler and a case to a parade. I'm getting dirty looks since it's 10:30. Telling people it's for the troops.
I wont be hard to find. Im wearing a darth vader mask and I have a megaphone.
she has an amazing ass but I need more beers to get past her horse face. It works out perfect becauseI can use her teeth as a bottle opener.
my boss just offered me his leftover salvia im not sure if it was a trick question
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
Everything I own smells like cigarettes and victory right now. The smell is never coming out.
GET ME OUT OF HERE THE DOCTOR KNOWS HE IS JUDGING ME I DEMAND A PRISON BREAK
Oh it's tea and biscuits for everyone. An possibly pink eye
Did you really just reference your penis in a pep talk? I think I may love you more now.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
I need water and some morals
HANDS OFF UNTIL AFTER I DO BUTT STUFF WITH HIM.
Been there. Done that. Still have his t-shirt.
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