Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
i think the fact that he graduated high school the year i graduated elementary school is sexy.
You were asking people if they could pee on you while you shotgunned beers
you thought your tounge was "malfunctioning" because every time u spoke it wouldnt sit still.
I opened my browser to a doctor page titled "serious pain under left side of ribcage". Last night must have been healthy.
you threw up out the window, wiped your face with a twenty dollar bill, and threw that out the window too.
did we at least go back and get it?
how else do you think we got jack in the box...?
Found my phone laying in a snow angel outside my apt this morning.
im tired of her bring homeless men home when shes drunk. THEY ARE NOT FUCKING PETS!!!!
Doing Jager Bombs on a Sunday morning is justified...How else is my team going to win?
you really need to stop getting laid in my dreams more than i do.
Thanks for letting me in last night. I was drunkenly sleepwalking.
Just so you know, your wedding is in the same place I gave my first bj.
The zombie version of you bit my friend's hand. No more zombie crawl for you. Not ever.
Drink. Fuck. Waffle House. Repeat.
Thanks again for the coffee and orgasms
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