My brain says no but my pants say off.
So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
Hands down the best time I've ever had barfing.
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
I've decided that my new worst fear is that I'll end up on "I Didn't Know I was Pregnant"
Apparently, I woke up in the middle of the night, got up out of bed, dropped trou in the corner, squatted, and pissed on the carpet. When Eric heard, he thought it was the dog and started yelling, and I responded by saying "No no, its okay. It's me."
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
After I gave him a handjob for a half an hour he told me I should be a taxidermist. I'm gonna take it as a compliment.
btw, do you remember scaling that porch last night?
There is no way that a naked man in your kitchen can be explained-away as a "misunderstanding."
Sometimes you gotta say "hey, its been a long semester. Let's puke before 10"
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
if i cared i wouldnt have woken you up by pouring a bottle of soy sauce on you.
is that what this stuff is?
I'd just like to inform you. That when I was at bvj the first day I was blackout drunk by noon. Get on past Chelsea's level like now. Do it for present Chelsea
You have not lived until you've slid down a waterfall fucked out of your mind. Fact.
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