I'm fascinated by her cleavage. She has deep cleavage, but no obvious boobage to speak of. Check it out.
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
I told you it's awful. It looks like he was eating honey at a barbershop and tripped.
I'm never telling my kids not to take ecstasy, never. Idk what my mom was thinking.
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Oh. And what's the twitter protocol for following the guy you blew behind a shed?
Just hit him with your car. I can guarantee he won't do it again.
My hanfda are one with the u niverse and I am cirretnly inhaling a couch
Dude are you alive? We drank shit that made a german bartender blow chunks.
"If it gets you high just do it" I told him he was the Nike of drug abuse
Would it be totally inappropriate to have his frat and our sorority Teebowing our exit from the abortion clinic?
I think vodka/water/skittles totally beats your crystal light mimosas
she's pretty fucking smug for someone who has had unprotected sex with a convicted felon
If I die bedazzle my coffin please.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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