i will never coherently bang her
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I spent my night drunkenly staring at a picture of John Stamos. How do you think I feel?
So... i mean if they do have cameras in his apartment buildings pool room atleast we gave them a little show.
I'm not going to fuck him in his Honda Fit. That's gay.
I came home drunk to my night light on and a Hershey's bar on my bed. Mom knows me too well.
I feel like you pissing on my ping pong table isn't something to be proud of.
Apparently I blacked out and pissed all over the sliding glass door from the inside, as everyone watched from the outside helplessly....
you had a pretty long talk with your shrooms in attempt to make them not give you a bad trip, it failed
Just say you're the husband at the front desk to get in. She's in room 15 at the ER.
what? who is this?
I wonder if her husband knows I have my own drawer at the apartment
and i think wearing the clothes from last night are out of the question...was there mud wrestling there? because i look like a participated..with a cat.
I'm at home, drinking with my cat. While this is an enjoyable lifestyle, other plans are preferable.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
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