She had just swallowed, of course i didnt kiss her goodbye
Wasn't she moving abroad?
Are you really going to debate this?
all the sharp corners in my house are covered with litter foam blocks. al set for partying
Problem: At home sick with a stomach virus. Solution: smoke weed all day...
so. which one of us is going to pay for the neighbors new window? it cracked when i threw the bottle at it but smashed when you threw yours.
Just saw a bouncer shoot a stripper with a squirt gun. He looked at me n said,"gotta keep em in check." I'm in love with this place
Or I die of a heart attack, which is the more likely/less fun scenario.
This has been the biggest binge-drinking season of the decade.
He ripped off his shirt and tried to give me CPR. That damn bong.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
A little sexual choking never killed anyone. And if it did, they died happy.
in a last ditch attempt to make life awkward after i die today i want to be buried naked and have an open casket funeral.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
He went in for a kiss so I shook his hand instead.
My school has hired a professional rum bottle juggler for our dining hall this evening.
This will never work. His dick is smaller than mine.
Wow. And yours is kind of small.
RIGHT?
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