she asked me if the dress made her look fat, i told her no - the fat made her look fat.
just found out my sister was breast fed and i was not...pretty upset about that.
Just ran into that chick u called from my phone and left her a MSG bout how she has aids
Ahaha, good shit
you went to subway and got pissed when they refused to deep fry your sub
I just deleted all the drug dealers from my phone, I guess this is growing up
four loko is apparently banned in the us. so i think its time for us to stock up. i already emailed them about buying them in bulk
He held me the entire night. Not endearing kind of way. Like kidnapping or held hostage kind of way.
To sum up. The glass blower from the ren faire ate me out last night. Best ever. Go find yourself an artisan.
I'm gonna write a book one day about how to be the less attractive person girls settle for after getting dumped. I will send you a copy
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
Pretty sure I'm about to get another tattoo. It'll have mom in there somewhere for Mother's Day.
I had a drinkin contest with a person that didnt exsist, fuck withdrawl day
Hold on are you sure that we dont have another roommate?
Yes.
I used my dress as a plate for pizza rolls last night
Why is there a whip in the kitchen?
You and I both know it takes more than prescription narcotics to keep our family down. See you around ten, brother.
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