What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
I feel like I just won at life, no connection sex and free 12 pack of beer after. Does life give out trophies, if so I want a big one.
i just renamed my vag "the sorting hat"
a creepy fucking ass man came up and started raven cawwing in my ear... he said it was the raven mating call. i am officially freaked out
He and I are basically the same person, except he has a glorious penis and I have glorious breasts.
And I kind of want to stare at skinny jonah hill like a weird zoo exhibit lol.
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
I thought it was pretty weird, but after the marinating loins thing, i figured i'd roll with it.
party tonight. bring as many traffic cones as you can find. we need to section off the blackout drunks way better this time
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Like he was trying to be sexy but he had shit taste in porn so i left
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
JB just got pulled over and I am in the trunk...... this isnt good
I threw up outside. Then I peed got off the toilet and threw up. While I threw up u pulled up my pants. Not my best moment
Good thing he's hot and my vagina likes him or I'd be at Dennys right now.
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