Dibs on passing out in front of the toilet.
Found my sandals in your freezer this morning, THANKS
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
she got to the point every few minutes she checked to see if her boobs were still there.
Don't worry. This time I'll get black out drunk so they'll just think it's an American thing.
She got turned on by my fanny pack full of condoms. I can't believe you said it was a bad idea to wear it to the party.
Today is going to be the longest game of "was that a fart, or do I need to go wipe?" I have ever played. Maybe the most challenging too.
It was close. I was the girl scoping out where all the garbage cans were located in the class just in case.
This is why you don't heavily drink before 2 midterms.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
I keep thinking your bag of thongs is a bag of chips. So mad I can't eat them.
The stock is going waaaaay up on that picture of my pussy with a bowtie on it.
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
did i just pee glitter
As your friend, I promise I will drink a full bottle of vodka and belly slide down the stairs with you if that test is positive
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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