I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
I'M GETTING MARRIED!
YOU'RE STILL MARRIED!
But when he came on my stomach I noticed how tan I was!
Ever had blood in your semen? I am guessing that's a problem.
We gotta make a movie eventually. All good, long-lasting relationships include a homemade porno
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
She kept telling me to calm down. I was on the floor with my eyes shut, not moving. In levels of calm I was one step above coma patient
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
How do I tell your little brother I lost my virginity wearing nothing but his socks?
Formal letter or email.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
I ate too many pot brownies and passed out topless with my boobs painted like the American flag
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
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