I'm constantly one strobe light away from an E flashback
It smells like wine and fried chicken. Im confused and intrigued.
okay, I promise to stop paying strippers to hit you
oh but the power of the cock will take you to places you never been..i flew to hawaii once to sleep witha chick
I smell like booze and the valet literally buckled me in, def top 3 walks of shame
not my fault hes the one that tried to cuddle after. said he wanted to spoon away the shame.
We are not on the "bring me breakfast" level. He's bringing me penis if I ask for breakfast too I'll just sound greedy
Yeah. I had to take off my shirt. It's soaked in weakness.
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
I'm so fucking horny right now If I blink I might cum
sent a snap of my boobs out to my FWB his response was what happened to your other nipple ring.. how do I say it got ripped out by my other FWB last week without sounding like a slut
I just remembered touching your bosses wife's fake tits last night. Thanks again for taking me to your work function.
i'll talk to you in three hours when you've stopped foaming at the mouth and your eyes have rolled back into place
i just remember that i was on top of him and he wasnt contributing to the event much.. god i hope he wasnt asleap.
I'm sorry, but the bed has won this battle. I got up, changed my shirt, combed my hair, put on some deodorant, and then looked at my bed and got back in
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