Betty ford says i'm here all night
waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
Let's roleplay tonight. I'll be drunken diva and you be sexy sober.
IF that's your way of making me dd then count me out.
...and all my boxers are outside in the snow because????
Well, as a member of the greater american southwest gay community I just have to mark this as a total loss and you will be missed.
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
Oh, and i love you too. Im just a selfish dick who had to talk about myself first
somehow this turned into a costume party you have to get here now with my banana suit or I'm wearing my birthday suit
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
Guess who just sucked off 1/5 of one direction?
do i respond to the booty call for the guy with the bigger dick or the one who has the gourmet coffee i like so much? at this point i'm leading toward the coffee
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
I think he might be using me for sex. I also think I might be ok with that.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
Well, I can now cross "dirty drunk homeless hobo" off of my bucket list of people who have been successful wingmen for me. North Carolina is getting weird.
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