she was so not down for the gang bang
She has an album entitled "my photography", which consists of about 80 different pictures of a tractor that she took on her cell phone. I'm all for freedom of expression, but come on.
he said he "kind of had sex before.. Barely" i think it was one of those situations where you slide into home and get tagged out.
watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
is it bad i banged a 25yr kindergarten teacher last night?
No thats like a top 10
Managed to discreetly puke out of a moving streetcar window, in front of no less than a dozen people. Nobody saw/said anything. I feel like a legit local now.
Seriously, it sounds like someone is torturing a dozen cats inside a Japanese techno club while a jamaican yells random hipster words through a megaphone.
wearing my old cheerleader outfit to the bar was a great way to get free drinks. i should do this more often
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
I just remembered that last night I seriously contemplated swallowing the cap to my toothpaste
Dude he's moving to fucking Germany now. What is it about your vagina that makes men want to flee the continent?
is it too soon to tell him I'm available anytime for Christmas themed pity sex and I'll even wear a Santa hat?
Yeah but you let me touch your butt. You're clearly the winner.
Rain drop, shock top, drinking can't stop stop
Honestly no idea how dad figured out i did all that gay porn unless he was looking at gay porn.
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