Somerville?? What the hell are you going to do there?
Watch a movie and have sloppy make outs OBVI. 45 Harris St. in case I die.
Three words: puerto rican gang bang
The hardest part of getting a new computer is deliberating whether to start the cycle of porn and viruses all over again.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
I just washed out an empty chocolate milk bottle to take whiskey on my bike ride.
You are not an adult
I feel like if tampons weren't meant to be microwaved, they'd have a warning on the box, so we should be okay...
Wow it must be so difficult to be as popular as you are and smoke as much weed as you do
I better not get a vid of you penile helicoptering
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I have loved her ever since she went down on my first wife
YOURE A FUCKING ADULT. DONT TELL ME ITS PAST YOUR BEDTIME WHEN I WANT TO GET ANOTHER COCKTAIL.
so... i have a picture of you and three other girls making kissy faces at this giant stuffed banana you're holding. however, you seem to be violently screaming at it.
Those bitches did NOT have my back.
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Randomize