found a dugout with weed in it in dad's car. decided to top up the weed compartment with salvia. for fun.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
i spent 45 minuets spilling my heart out to him telling him i was in love with this other guy sorry. when i was done he asked me to give him a blow job. i did. i have commitment problems
Does it make me a prostitute if I accepted a Life House concert ticket for giving this guy head?
No. It just means your good at giving head.
If you're trying to subtly tell me that I look like Connie Chung, just stop it. I already know.
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
My last google search of the night was "Things that cost $102.50"
You know how there are wrinkles in your brain? What if they were filled with potato chips? That's kind of how my head feels now.
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
I have need of you to return home with haste, as I require the magical capsules you possess to relieve the posterior pain I am living. I battle this demon with stubborn grit, however I feel that defeat is on the horizon.
I came on her face and asked if she wanted fries with that. Currently driving to McDonald's.
IT'S LIKE LOOKING INTO GOD'S VAGINA!!!!
We just had a contest for who has less of a gag reflex...I am sad to admit that my mother won.
Im bringing my light up rubber ducky just in case we end up at a rave tonight. HE CHANGES COLOR!
I refuse to take any type of advice let alone love advice from a motherfucker who is missing 3 fingers from a Fucked up masturbating accident.
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