I just wanted to let you know that if you dont tell me to stop texting i will still keep on trying, you matter to me
restraining order is on its way, crazy bitch
The crowning achievement of my weekend was hooking up with someone I'm at least facebook friends with.
Here's the thing. I'm really high and have lots of questions about lightning.
so why are there three stressed gay men and a bowl of vomit in the smoke room?
I just googled if crying burns calories
I'm going to tattoo a maze on my back for the next fucker that tries to blow early ....
we started the countdown to drunken sledding this weekend.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
When you're looking for your panties tomorrow, you traded them for a blunt on the train.
I accidentally kneed him in the balls while trying to straddle him so we ended up spending the night watching ffm porn online
Whatever I'm getting wasted, my costume's bomb, and there's a good chance I'm getting laid. Not letting stupidity ruin my night!
in a meeting in my bathtub while predrinkin for tonight. technology.
He says the sweetest things but also that he wants to choke me when we fuck so it's kinda perfect.
You tried to chase every shot with a blueberry.
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