We need to talk in the morning. The guy I was with just interpreted me taking off my earrings as code for "let me take off my pants."
There is a woman in the bar breastfeeding a baby. Doing shots. Gotta love maryland Applebees.
how opposed are you to picking me up at the bar at 11:00am?
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
I mean...he was throwing up for almost 3 consecutive hours. I don't think there's a chance in hell that would have tasted even close to tolerable.
It was a perpetual wrestle for who got to be on bottom. Laziest hookup ever.
Found your counterpart from cali. Walked into the bar we were in with milk and a donut, ordered a beer and said anything his group wanted was on his tab....dangerous
There's a girl in class eating a pumpkin pie. Like a whole pie straight from the pan with a fork.
I told my manager that I would be coming in to work either high from edibles on purpose or tripping on acid by accident so he knows to check my work tomorrow.
Oh goddamn. That a super downer Tuesday reality right there. Just hit me with the cold, hard, nasty facts.
I'm not dropping acid and watching game of thrones with you. That just sounds like a disaster waiting to happen.
Woke up with a pineapple again... where do i keep on getting these ??
Just remembered someone sprayed perfume in my mouth last night after convincing me it was vodka and that i tried to herd ducks around campus and bring one home.
Call me Sherlock Holmes, bitch.
I came twice AND he sent me home with edibles. I think he’s a keeper.
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