Just found a glow stick inside of my vagina..
With the amount of traffic your vagina gets, it was only a matter of time before someone threw a rave there.
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
just smash crush and snort whatever we can get our paws on
I knew I fell for you for a reason
jess passed out on the pong table. it was depressing until we started singing shania twain an hour later and heard her muffled voice singing along.
I just found out you can file for divorce online. I love America.
Making the executive decision for drunk you to not sleep in the lofted bed that has no ladder
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
Tonight's trip to the ER was brought to you by, "fork jousting."
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
I just smoked by myself in my childhood bedroom, how happy does it seem I am to be home for Christmas?
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
my near death experience doubled as my sexual awakening
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