Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Joe is a total sociopath, I'm going to hook up with him tonight
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
no. the fact that it's halloween completely overrides the fact that it's sunday. youre going out whether im dragging your boring ass or not.
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
You did this to me with your delicious pizza and moonshine.
I'll forgive you once we're drunk again by noon.
well I have to shit but I'm too hungover to push, and I snorted advil so I wouldn't have to swallow it and throw up.. hungover is an understatement.
No man. Everyone needs to shit off a roof, at least once.
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I will read books by day and do guys by night. A mental and physical enlightenment, if you will.
Like you haven't hit rock bottom until you have had to throw your own turd out a window
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask
Currently watching high school football on ESPN. Drink every time they say 'this kid's got potential' or 'look at this kid go' or 'atta kid' We're done for..
He is a beautiful butterfly covered in tattoos and naked.
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