i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
big game today.. looking forward to seeing that magic win, and then i will celebrate with a nude dip in lake Eola.. anyone else in??
i just shit 3 out of the 4 types of matter
you tried to do a keg stand and ended up flipping over it and onto the table
I didn't think moms care packages could get better than greygoose, weed & double stuffed oreos, but she just snet me a chocolate bar full of mushrooms.
I knew shit got real when the pinapple was gone and people were just passing around the core and gnawing on it.
I do. There's a bald headed guy whose kinda hot. I might rub his head. I've only had 2 beers
Thanks to this cookie, I have now eaten something other than skittles today.
just got home. some guy on my porch is tryin to show me his balls. no more parties at my apartment.
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I bruised my dick hopping over that fence last night
Watching Rudolph while stoned is practically a religious experience.
I need more than 2 fuckable people this is an outrage
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
The salt made it so good this margarita is touching my soul. I swear I'm not high BUT I want elote in a cup with the insides of a shrimp taco. I think that would make my life complete.
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