I skipped work to stalk him.
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
I'm starving. my midnight snack, aka a teaspoon of cum, isn't holding me over
from now on when you get up to pee in the middle of the night, check to see if im sleeping in your parking lot.
i do.
he turned the pretty ricky playlist on. its about to go down.
I had fun. Till he melissa etheridged my ass and came to my window.
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
She was eating whipped cream out of a plunger at 3 am in the morning. Yet somehow she still had an elegance about her.
As I fucked him you stood outside my door screaming, "I'M NOT JUDGING YOU!" over and over.
I was judging you.
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
Went to work in the same clothes from last night, completely covered in glitter...I didn't choose the hag life, the hag life chose me
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
You ever just SEE a guy and know he's good at choking someone out?
It's 3 am.
a reward? ill think of something
if its not drugs or food I swear to god ill throw a fit
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