i thought he was 22...he said he was 25..he was 19...im 26..it doesnt count if you dont know right?
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Last time I saw him the sun was coming up and he was asleep in the student wellness parking lot. For some reason people were peeing on him.
I've reached the slutty point of no return. And it feels like multiple orgasms and coke lines
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
I'm allowing myself one mistake a year. He gets to be 2012.
In other news my cocaine dealer got arrested for heaving some kid out of a fourth story window.
I'm in the middle no shirt white shorts humping the white dustbuster next to the guy shooting off the tazer infront of the two guys humping on the bicycle
He hasn't texted me back since last week when we sexted. I think telling him I wanted to choke him with chains was a bit much for our first time.
I felt like a personal hot pocket and all I could taste was cigarettes.
Me and tommy were trying to figure out why our printer was jammed, found a condom stuck in the paper slot. #collegeprobs
We had a quickie at work in the office. He walked out before me, and I fell asleep while waiting a few minutes to walk out. Yeah. He's got that change your life dick
Anne is dead. totally passed out and was flat out in the street
Your life is a soap opera of great sex, cats, and booze.
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