You also had the stripper slap the shit out of me for not having any money....remember that?
her night didn't end so well, both of her boyfriends got arrested... together.
i'm pretty sure i saw my life flash before my eyes when we ran a red light. i continued to drink and be the drunk backseat driver.
as I was walking out the door her and her roommate started singing "toot it and boot it".. I'm in love
There was a gay guy in drag passed out against the wall but we had sex in there anyway.
I didn't ask for a picture of your soft dick.
We started pregaming at 8. It's 11, and her only 11:11 wish is to be sober. It's hard to not love her.
He simply fell in the fire, rolled out and continued to finish his bottle of vodka. Everyone else instantly sobered up just watching it.
Ur wingman ability is causing serious doubt
Ok first off its WAY easier if you are actually here
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
You're breaking my sexual little heart
She stood up through my sunroof the entire drive home. screaming her ass off and singing free falling..
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
I need to find a divorced guy with a boat and let my tits do the talking
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