38 yer olds are good kisserssss
I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
is it bad that listening to the rabbi's wife talk about how we should only be with one person is making me really, really horny for no string attached sex
I FUCKING SERVED PEOPLE AND POURDED JUGS AND GOT FREE BEEEEEEEERERTERRY
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I told him I wanted to "ride him like a show pony" I think he gets the picture
Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
I can't believe he just friend zoned me like that.
Dude, you're not even gay.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Don't send me heart emojis when you're jacking off.
He's a doctor now.. hope he can cure his small dick
Im watching animal planet drunk, watching a documentary on mermaids. Tonight has not gone to waste.
I woke up this morning fully clothed with a dart in my pocket
OMG. When you threw the used condom on your floor you threw it in my purse!!! I just went to grab my headphones and it was stuck to them!
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