I don't think he has that. His apartment was pretty much a tv and a bed. Topless girl calendar and a glass of water to put out cigarettes.
Had a drunk dream about being in a six story taco bell. Oh my god the menu was incredibleeee
dinner is belligerent. she just poured the rest of the pitcher of margaritas into a take home box. people are staring.
I NEED TO NOT REMEMBER THIS IN THE MORNING. He is our TEACHER.
I'm reciting my presentation (beer in hand) on the porch to a snowmen audience.
She's locked herself in the bathroom with a tub of icecream and she's watching my little pony on her phone. We know it cause she sings with them.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
He gave me an orgasm before we even reached 2nd base, everything he did in high school is irrelevant.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
I don't know what I was talking about but I just threw up in ikea. You can't get out of this place it's a fucking labyrinth.
Should I be scared that after we hooked up she took antibiotics with Sailor Jerry's?!
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
I shit like a lady though so that rarely happens
Because talking after sexting is equivalent to cuddling after sex
I aimed for bossy but it came out slutty
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