school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
I was excited because I thought I didn't have to tell you about the crabs, but surprise! You got em!
you can add "aspirated seaman" to the list of things your sister has been admitted to the hospital for
Her bed is on wheels, so we woke up in the kitchen.
So on how many levels of wrong is it that I'm reconsidering my divorce simply because I don't want to go through getting used to shitting around someone again.
I've officially done it all, fucked a girl wearing a twister board. ABC parties are amazing!
At least you got a round of applause for dancing like vanilla ice across the street and into the bar. Even as you were getting carded
But think about it. I could put her gold medal around my penis
That's what he gets for shittin at the strip club. Who does that??
You threw up at the outdoor bar and it was pretty...astonishing just how much can come out of such a small human.
I thought one was bad but really there are two woman stupid enough to marry our brother...unreal
My six-margarita-deep ass just used a blow torch to light the match that lit my bong pack. Peak single 🤦ðŸ¼â€â™€ï¸
FYI bail money is still in my drawer. I know you have no car but you need to know this for tomorrow.
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
So apparently my bro is going to make me fix his tattoo this trip... He sent me a pic of said tattoo. Tattoo is of a sperm, on his penis, which was in a woman's mouth... Wth
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