i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
This is why I shouldn't be left alone with liquor and anticipation.
Does it count as a shower if I just sat in the tub singing I'm a Little Teapot?
i turned job hunting into a drinking game..
I woke up this morning and the first thing i saw was the harry potter tattoo on his left butt cheek.
i got turned down by a girl after she saw how big my penis was and she said "thats not goin in me"
My psychiatrist is "consulting" others. I am high-achieving nuts.
If I brought two seashells to Lowe's, do you think that they'd drill two holes in each shell for me? I need to be a mermaid on Saturday...
Hey texans ride hard. He should have known what he was in for when I asked to sit on his face. The broken nose was a BADGE he just earned.
It was everywhere. My dick was a sprinkler of lost future children.
I've got your keys and your panties. You can have one back. Your play honeybuns.
Ladies don't puke and tell
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
It involves me, my best friend, and a stripper and her mother.
dude, where did you go? french fries taste like numbers
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