he looked about as manly as a guy in a volkswagen bug can look
Just heard a guy discussing with someone else the amazing blow job you gave him. I’m in New York. Over 2 hours away from where you live. I have never been more proud.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
The only problem is i have violated all potential new years resolutions at the new years party.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
If she's telling you consent laws theres probably a reason
had to split buying plan b over two cards. I will no longer challenge people to get on my level
I had my first sober conversation with his roommate. I remembered half way through that the first time we met I was getting fucked on his counter
He tricked me into going on a double date with him, I don't like that he's not using me for just sex anymore
I know my whole body feels like I belly flopped onto concrete. Seriously need to tone it down for a while
I'm dressed in all sequins still at 9:30 in the morning and the worst part is that I actually still fit in in Vegas
I don't know but this 12 year old kid is soaking up all of our bad morals like a super tampon on the second day of my period
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
I've been eating like all day, let me suffer my one 'Dear lord, I'm the size of a small whale. One that doesn't even need to find being killed by illegal whaling because I'm not even big enough to provide an decent blubber, but still big enough to be considered for a brief moment.' moment in peace.
I want your cock. I also want to cuddle you and tell you how amazing you are, because you know balance.
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