woke up in Sigma Chi. In his room. they are iniating pledges right now. Holy fucking shit mother of pearl.
Someone left a beer in front of your door...there's a note with it that says "peace offering"
It was like riding a jackhammer on a train during an earthquake. THAT amazing.
Some guy just stopped me in the bar and asked if I had a shot named after me at another bar called God damn my VaJana hurts? He already knew my name was Jana so I couldn't deny it!
I can already almost taste penis in my mouth
I walked in on you rubbing your nose all over his face while straddling him and yelling "I'M SO SORRY!" repeatedly. I'd say you were in pretty good shape at that point in the night.
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Is it possibile to sprain your taint?
She was that bad?
I feel like we should at least be hungover if we're gonna be this grown up.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
do you ever look at a card in your wallet and reminisce about all of the drugs youve done with it?
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
I think I came out of my blackout as I was ordering wine from the private wedding reception.
Who the fuck just called me and played funkytown
its official, you're fucking me on my lunch break. the only thing I want in my mouth is your dick. pick me up at noon.
want fries with that?
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