You know that bakery that Sandra Bullock's sister owns?
The one in Montpelier?
yeah, well it doesn't exist anymore. VT's one fucking claim to fame closed.
I just had my first uncircumcised penis. I kept staring at it like the foreskin was going to fall off on its own.
and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
So I've only had a mustache for about 5 minutes and I'm already pretty sure it's the best decision I've ever made.
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
i just won "most creative" category in the condom contest in human sexuality by licking it onto a cucumber. my feedback forms included three phone numbers, one with a Magnum XL taped to it
Wish i knew who the f is sending me pics of asian newborns.
Guess who won a bet and gets to name it Optimus prime if it's a boy
Nevermind. Totally worth it.
Okay I take that back some girl just said pussy sweat. Get me outta here
First of all you can never say anal too much. Second I now think you're a total gentleman.
Rarely has that paragraph ever been put together
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
we got cupcakes after we fucked. gives a whole new meaning to sugar daddy
I am sure I don't wanna know but I have to ask... Why is there a kiddie pool full of jello in the living room?
there’s plenty of nice guys out there with good jobs and NO felonies!
It might look like I curled my hair last night but it's just the jiz.
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