hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
And she was only 16?
You say that like it's a bad thing.
So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
So I fucked that hot french guy last night
You do know he's the one who threw up on our table, right? You get to clean it up.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
i mean, i stole her boyfriend and beat her snake score on facebook within 48 hours. not her week.
diet's not working. come over. i need someone to fuck the hungry out of me.
that's just what you get for learning massage techniques from gay porn
I'm semi drunk. I just bought you penis moisturizer. Not kidding. Keep an eye out for the package. Merry Christmas.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I can't wait for you to tell me about your sex.
It's a short, short story.
Let's just say that in a last ditch effort to avoid getting arrested I said to the cop "but I'm not even that drunk" and he proceeded to point out (in front of a crowd) that I had "fucking pissed my pants"
How do you politely tell someone to get out of your house in Russian
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
Your dick. My mouth. We have 20 minutes.
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