the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
he walked in on you at the party drunkenly dancing alone on the bed wearing mardi gras beads, sunglasses, and using one ski pole as a microphone.... and you STILL got laid. i dont get your life.
Even my Russian and Serbian roommates think I drink to much.
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
If we break up, I want weekend visitations with your penis.
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
I just made cupcakes.... Vodka icing. Results in the morning.
We can put you in charge of something
I can be in charge of being more wasted than anyone there so everyone feels comfortable being ridiculous
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
right now I need to figure out a smart way to get an accurate picture of his dick so I know what in dealing with, right now in flying blind.
I haven't included my nuts in a shave since the Shaq/kobe Lakers era. I gave my self the ol full court press in order to change the tempo.
If I die, sorry about rent.
This night could easily degenerate into a drunken haze of strippers and gambling, but I need a support network.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
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