marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I'm so hungover i just sang the alphabet to see if "Z" comes after "W"
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
You ad-libbed two DETAILED rounds of price is right, 1 wheel of fortune, and 1 deal or no deal.... by yourself with sound effects and music included
This is like a relationship, I expect to be mind blown at least once a week.
The good thing about having holes in your nose from all the drugs you do is that you can't smell nasty things. Like puke.
Best surprise in my car. A cookie, sliced kiwi and the rest of my margarita. Work is going to be awesome.
I'm sorry for gagging during our first time having sex
I was drunk
Please answer
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
I know how to make vodka btw in case you want to come over and do a science project
Just gave a blow job while wearing a shirt that says 'world's coolest mom' idk how my conscience feels...
Dude, nobody just eats a banana these days. This chick wanted it. She wanted to get down with Charlie Brown.
i know you're upset so i should probs be supportive but i've got nothing in that department. your life suuuuucks
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