Iiiiiii almost fall ib the lake
I think any school that has COCKS written on it's baseball hats has their priorities straight.
just woke up in my neighbors garage.
scratch that. I'm like 6 miles from my house in a random garage.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I'm out of vodka and money. My semester is officially over. The way I see it, my finals are just forms I need to fill out in order to leave campus.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I just really need to get the matching flask to go with my pill box. Is this another step towards rock bottom?
She stumbled into class and Google image searched nipple piercings for the entire 75 minutes
They gave me patron and potatoes I couldn't say no
You don't know how skeptical I was about letting a guy with braces go down on me
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
It might be the most honest thing I've ever said. ...or I've had 3 vodka tonics.
i was so proud for not passing out at the same time as usual. i screamed that i had a "new personal best!" then some jackass explained daylight savings.
So how was it?
The cemetery or the sex?
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