You surviving the open bar?
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Oh please, I could turn a Vienna Boys Choir concert into a shit show
Just donated money to a kid for her softball team.
Obviously I'm trying to futher our next generation of lesbians. I may be hitting on her at the gay bar in ten years...
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
I wouldn't take my shot so you poured it on my face. Twice.
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
She has puke on the back of her shirt not quite sure how the hell she did that
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
Well it was tamer than the 4th of july when I blew that guy I met walking home from the fireworks
i may or may not be making depth charges with cough syrup. i'll call you if i survive.
Btw I have come to the conclusion that we really need to do it in a bed. Like at least once..
he told me his feelings for me AFTER sex, so that means he meant it right?
Promise me if ever I think I can't do anything, remind me that I waxed my own butthole
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