I would have done the walk of shame but I couldnt walk
He quoted an N'sync song to confess his attraction to me. Needless to say, I had sex with him.
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
I tried to tell him I love him but it came out something like "We're both fucked up and it works."
Apparently as she was dragging me out of the club, I was clinching onto this european guy screaming at Jenna: that's the 12th time you've cockblocked me tonight
He tried to take a picture of me naked but only got my ass. I don't know his name but if my butt is a guys wallpaper, that's the one I boned.
He stared me down while singing "Let Me Love You" to me while we were having sex. I don't know whether to marry him or file a restraining order.
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
alll i remember is comming back downstairs, his pants were off and he was aplauding me
I think the reason she hasn't text me back is because I spanked her ass with Hulk Hands
You stuck your false lashes to your upper lip and then asked that ONE kid with facial hair if your "mustaches could touch" as an excuse to make out.
Listen all I know is that mistakes were made and she stole the car and drove half an hour for food at 4 am
Dude it's unhealthy how much I love vagina in my face
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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