I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
meet me or not, i'm out of control
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
My boobs grew. They knew we were going to vegas.
i just feel like it would be irresponsible for you to not have sex with me again.
My vagina agrees.
God my Facebook chat is a graveyard of old blowjobz
Vegas should really enforce the buddy system because if not everyone is going to end up swimming during the water show in front of the Bellagio.
Seriously just confirmed via our bathroom scale that a keg weighs 170lbs
He's probably hung over. I sure as hell am. I want to pop out my eyeballs with a fork and soak them in cold water
I just pawned the ring from my ex boyfriend to replace the ring I lost from my current boyfriend. #thanks
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
Everyone is all excited about the iPhone 7 being water resistant and I'm only concerned with whether or not it can be destroyed by salsa or cum
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I would give away three of my own ribs to be able to eat myself out.
...ew
The neighborhood cougar just purred at me while I was doing yard work. I’m terrified and tumescent
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