I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
it's business casual sex. like no kissing, shake hands after, occasional frequency
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
i was gonna tell him a really embarassing story about you, but then i remembered im in all of them
I am so stoned and my professor is handing out candy. I love Halloween.
I had my own version of the Hangover last night. I woke up to a disassembled Christmas tree, shit on the futon, and a hamster in the bathroom with a necklace on that said "Feed Me Bitch." I don't own a hamster. I don't know what I drank last night, but I want to do it again.
It's true- you can buy beer at McDonald's in France. I'm not coming back to the States.
I just threw up blood. Also i just remembered i got hit in the face with a 2 by 4.
can't blv i tried using a "backpack" as a unit of measurement...i drank a lot of beer last night
I'm sorry for not being sorry about whatever shit I did to you when you were annoying and I was drunk. That is all.
stef broke her leg trying to vault over the coffee table. these olympics drinking games are going to fucking kill us
Walk of shame. Stopped at an estate sale on the way back to the house. Old lady pulled a condom wrapper of the back of my hoodie. beat that
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
He was my first marine! I wanna remember his name!
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