i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
so wait, they're fucking, but it doesn't count as cheating cause they only do anal?
Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
The nurse gave me a funny look when I said I thought I have an std in my throat. Bet she only does it missionary too
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
The US State Dept doesn't need to know I'm a high strung drunken whore.
I ran into my boss at the liquor store on our lunch hour we both just stood there awkwardly until i was like your car bar or mine hahaha we both need a cab
You know.... I ordered the nipple clamps when I was drunk. But on further consideration, THANKS DRUNK ME I LIKE WHATS HAPPENING
She flashed them and they let her pay with Monopoly money. I'm married, so it is your obligation as my best man to repeatedly fuck her for me
I can't even masturbate without crying fuck this break up
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
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