pshh wine cellars. now if he has a tequila cellar whole different story
hey. who tried to drive me home last night?
not sure. we got lost. what do you mean "tried"?
i'm still in their car. parked on the beach. no one else is here. i have on different pants.
just customized my debit card w a pic of me ralphing over the toilet. figure it'll give the bar keep a good cut off est and for shits n giggles when buying my handles at the liqour store
Now there are nude photos of that bangin hot Russian spy chick...this is officially the best scandal ever.
Haha so I huess that means he's a little over 7. I can use my throat as a ruler!!
One less school supply you need to buy!!
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
See, thats where im at with my life, welcome to the slut yaht we will be cruising comfortably all summer at an extremely drunken relaxing pace S.S. Slut Bucket
exactly. I want him to have to live with the fact that he fucked me. I want him to look me in the eye and say "you were a drunken mistake".
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
I'll bring your "congrats on finally banging" cookies tomorrow, I'm exhausted.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
if you and your penis don't hurry up, I'm getting drunk without you.
Am i obligated to tell my sister her girlfriend was my one night stand three months ago?
I need more 20 something year old penis in my life
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