Just got my rental car in Iowa...gas is under 2 dollars in des moines...this is not a real state
this is amzing! feels like my body is having sex with its surroundings!
I will give you a bj if you get me food. NOT A JOKE. FREE BJ.
stop calling my apartment porn island.
Acid is not a monday night drug
Just caused a nice traffic jam while trying to park at Costco. Too high to drive.
I am now trying to reassure her that she doesn't have a wide-set vagina. So thanks, for whatever you said.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Sure. But we have to be quiet.
Ninja mode activated
It takes a special friend to go vibrator shopping with
Yes. It does.
The convent might be a nice break from real life
You either got a dog, or you have a boy over. I can't tell from the noises which it is.
I'm so glad I can be everyone's guide to the world of fucked up kinks
i woke up face planted on your ottoman..thanks for letting me sleepover
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
