I admire the strength of friendship we have that allows for sharing husbands.
we flagged you as soon as you tried to put the lime in the microwave to prove it was really a kiwi. again.
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
Just drove through Taco Johns wearing a drug rug and no pants. When I rolled down my window, the girl paused for a minute before saying "um... 4.07"
there is a strobe light in my taxi. in what way is this safe.
Also, I'd like to add that that I'm not quitting my job, my boss fed me shots at 11 am this morning.
Would it be safe to assume you're the one that left my front door wide open and left yourself a trail of jaeger drops to find your way back?
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
shotgunning beer in rite aid bathroom. hurry
Just seen a chubby version of you. Nearly kidnapped her. Perfect woman
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Doing coke by yourself isn't as fun. Even when you're watching a James Franco movie.
Is it completely inappropriate to base my morning after pill purchase on if they sell coffee or not?
Going to the pool bar doesn’t exactly count as “exploring”
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