smoking weed is really the only logical conclusion to hangovers
i realized i had a pad on before i went to this guys house so i stuck it in his neighbors shrub.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
just got off the metro to throw up and got back on like it ain't no thang
really making moves this morning i see
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
He just compared himself to a majestic butterfly in regards to the lack of girlfriends. i don't even know what to say.
I really want to title the album "I want to make sex with your face" but I also want a job someday. Temptations, temptations.
New drinking game. Every time Romney and Santorum switch leads, take a shot.
....this is what your political science major is getting you?
He's worked out some sort of arangment where all three of them are dating each other and they've all moved into an apt. with two king beds pushed together
A true beacon of hope in these dark times
and I think you ate the old crusty spaghetti on the counter when we came home last night judging by the carnage
Sweet tea and masterbation. It's how I manage.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
he never texted me back from last night. i think brining out the suction cup dildo was a mistake
Regardless of how one feels after a break up, whiskey must be consumed.
It’s so white trash that I almost have to have it.
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