So the hot 23 year old i went home with last night is really 17 and was here for orientation.. i feel like a pedifile...
In that case, you should probably come up to the union, orientation is in full swing, your kind of guys ;)
cunt.
So i told my advisor i had to drop the class bc the prof said "supposably" and "irregardless" within the 1st 10 minutes of the 1st class; she agreed with me that dropping it was the best choice
Just used water from the fish tank for the bong. Thank you fishy.
I don't think I have but I might've died. If I have then come get me, I'm in the flower bed. And still game.
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
What if we made a bunch of weed butter and then poured the butter into tiny rectangular molds and then chilled it so it was solid again and then wrapped it with the tin foil wrapping from restaurant butter and then left them at restaurants and wreaked utter havoc.
Also cheers for the reminder to check last night's texts. It's been a magical adventure through drunk me's thought process.
You just said you hate yourself then sent me a picture of your friend's penis. Clearly this is a night of honesty.
He yelled "HOO-ah!" like Al Pacino when he pulled down his pants. Trust me, he has every right to.
I'm honored that you could tear yourself away from your girlfriend's vagina long enough to text me.
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
I don't remember what you did, but I DO remember that i'm supposed to hate you for it.
Can I just swipe right on his dad?
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
Most people that see those numbers aren't going to realize what they mean and those that do will think 'oh those must be her favorite hockey players' and not 'oh she wants to see those hockey players fuck each other'.
Randomize