As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Taking jello shots out of a big bowl from a measuring spoon. holla atcha boy.
I found a big gulp cup full of vomit in my freezer, are you behind this?
I can't believe i facilitated a beer for sweater vest deal last night...
She took a picture of me when she thought I was sleeping. I don't know whether to be amused or scared.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
This dude has my number from April last year. Drunk me left sober me a puzzle. No confirmation of pants off business
Nah nah nah the rules are different on st patty day, drink beer or die. It's like the hunger games but blurrier
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
I have booze and I wanna give you a bj. How can you be mad at me?
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