On imdb the canadians say It's amazing
i found a roscoes card in my pocket that says 'fuck me bare fo $15.20'. Wow
Please don't use social media to get back at me.
Dude idk, apparently telling two drunk chicks 'that's whats up' after watching them lick eachother's face wasn't the compliment they were looking for. I mean I was fucking hammered.
Wow.
After New Year's Eve I will be hibernating my life away. Only wake me up for skiing, schnapps, and sex. In that order.
I'm eating dry tortillas on a mattress without a sheet. and i thought my life would change after graduation.
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
And I don't know if this is really ESP, or just a crazy feeling, but I'm pretty sure he has an std. Or at least a cold.
Almost caused a huge accident on the highway because I was distracted by how orange the road barrels were
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
Can I come by? I want you to meet my squirrel
Do you think there are other mothers looking at porn in the carpool line?
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
Every time I'm hungover I just want to watch Harry Potter and cry.
I wasn't that drunk.
You were calling my cat 'Simba' and holding him up in the air.
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