So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
I tried to throw up out of my window but I forgot there was a mesh screen.
It's not just about fucking anymore... We decided we're actually in like now..
Let me just say....i'm sorry about setting your carpet on fire. I had no idea that the paper towel would burn that quickly.
why is my underwear the only thing i was wearing that smells like vodka?
Omg, looked at my call history, and judging by the times of calls it took me like half hour to walk home frommcds
A man just poked my foot with his crutches while I'm shitting. Is that how the disabled gays ask for a glory hole blow jay?
You haven't lived until you've watched a retriever try to bring back the condom you just threw in its master's garbage
Come get your boy. He's cuddling with a bag of rice on the floor.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
Also, totally got laid in my yellow rubber boots and it was awesome.
dad is drunk and texting us pictures of bread
Someone left a middle school yearbook here. I recognized one kid from banging his mom last year.
He wore a t-shirt that had an arrow pointing to his crotch and "DO IT FOR THE VINE" on it.
At least he's honest about how long he'll last.
My booty call made my bed while I was in the shower. I may have to marry him.
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