Hard rock hotel, wtf why am i still out, im gonna fuk 5 chix 2nite .maybe
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
I've thrown up so many times in the third floor bathroom of Baldwin that they should probably just go ahead and name it after me.
He violated my cat. I was not impressed.
And then like 10 minutes later they were taking a bath together. HOW DOES HE DO IT.
I need a hobby that doesnt involve alcohol and my tv
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
there is a hole burned clean through my text book on forestry law and I saw you walking around with a blowtorch last night. Hope you have $160 on ya...
I need to quit being a slut. It's to the point that I got my period today and automatically I Believe I Can Fly popped into my head.
I woke up on a boat next to an extremely attractive man wearing nothing but a life jacket. Neither one of us owns a boat...
Seriously. Are we going out tonight? If we're not, I'm going to put on sweatpants and do drugs.
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
You got into an extremely loud argument with a juggalo and slapped him, he started crying and everyone cheered.
I remember that, it happened before I started drinking. I thought you said I did something shameful?
So I ended the trip with two cold sores, poison ivy on my leg and vagina, and no alcohol or weed. WORST. 4TH. OF. JULY. EVER.
Don’t get me wrong—I love silver and bracelets—but handcuffs are not a good look on me…
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